Opinions are Like Assholes

I guess the reason that I said before
For laughing at your kitchen floor
Is not the best or most polite;
And even though I'm mostly right,
I'm mostly sorry too for that
'Cause I don't want you to react
In such a way as you just did
With yelling words and getting rid
Of things that, true, are rather dumb
To me that is, to you, they're "fun"
I guess the thing for you to note
Is that old adage that I wrote
In amber paint across your lawn
That you won't see until the dawn
That opinions and all assholes, hun
Are found in almost everyone.